This is so so bad, but so so good because of it. It is its own MST3K.
(5/50) Thankskilling (2008) – 3 🌟
Quote: “Gobble Gobble Motherfucker, it’s Fowl Play.”
Verdict: This is the worst of bad, but filmed to be that so it is pretty darn good if you aren’t offended easily.
#disasterunicorn
The movie starts on what appears to be a MILF running through the forest wearing pilgrim clothes with the top ripped open to show her gigantic boobs bouncing as she ran. Harkens back to the 80s slashers, but for some reason at first I was wondering if I had accidentally clicked on a porn.
Turns out that isn’t the case as she gets murdered by a turkey with an axe, who will go on to say some damn sexist, rapey, horrific quotes, but because it was a bad special effects Turkey, I couldn’t stop snickering.
So this is absolutely a horrible movie, BUT if you are like me with a penchant to not so secretly enjoy these movies on occasion, then you will like it.
It also confirmed to me, that I desperately want to have a 2 minute part in a movie running away with my boobs bouncing around as I get murdered by something (turkey isn’t preferred, but I am 52 so I will take what I can get). I also find it funny that was a goal my transmasc hubby had as well before he transitioned, I probably just imprinted that desire from him.